she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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