Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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