best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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