Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
foreskin is a definite game changer
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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