apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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