u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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