problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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