ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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