I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
