if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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