I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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