Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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