Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
two words...techno handjob
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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