'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
So much rum. So many feels.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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