The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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