is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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