I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
worst night to have a conscience
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
A bitchslap is in order.
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