we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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