Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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