Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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