Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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