she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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