I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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