There was a lot of him and a little penis
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
His nipple licking is glorious
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