i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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