Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
handjob tips. give me some.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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