I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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