People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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