I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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