READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
My hand turned me down
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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