even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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