please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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