I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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