if i can run in heels then i can drive
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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