Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
ra ra ra ah ah
sexting lady gaga style
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.