with your own penis?
Having a random hookup so left but love u
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
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You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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