Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He passed out mid-signature
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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