we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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