I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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