hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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