He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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