I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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