Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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