Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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