WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
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Sext me about skeletons
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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