oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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