he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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