That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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