i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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