Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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