but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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