he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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