My hand turned me down
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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