I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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