worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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