Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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