Midget sex pt 2 tonight
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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