come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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