Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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